Yes, this actually happened... I am desensitized.

I wrote this post a few months ago and didn't publish it as I was looking for a job and thought if my future employers some how got a hold of this damning information they might not hire me. Well I have a job now and my three month trial is over, so here it is haha!

So the other morning Siena was pantsless (as usual) and I was making myself some toast...
All of a sudden Siena says "I DID A POOPOO!" so I go over to her, toast in mouth (i was hungry) and see poop hanging from her tush... OH SHIZ! EMERGENCY WIPE NEEDED, NO TIME TO PUT DOWN TOAST!!!!
Wipe her bottom with one hand, toast in the other, done.
Pick up potty insert full of poop, take a bite of toast, unfazed by the fact that there is poop floating in urine in my other hand! (WTF is wrong with me???)
Carry it to the toilet, Siena running along behind me saying "LET'S FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOOOIIIIIIIYEEET!" I pour it into the toilet and lo and behold... It hits the seat... Siena says "pee pee poopoo!" Luckily the piece of toast is in my mouth again... I clean the toilet seat, Siena flushes the contents and I wash my hands of this, not figuratively, literally...
I walk away and eat some more toast and realize how sick that was! WHO HAVE I BECOME?!

Now that Siena is fully potty trained and sometimes even goes to the potty, wipes herself and flushes, walks out and says "i went potty bitches"... okay, i wish she said that, but no, she just acts like nothing happened :) it sure is funny to think back on the good ol' days, or the messy ol' days where poop was often on the carpet, on the bathroom floor or on the toilet seat!

So there's my blog for my followers, if you're still there!